tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84668312346892929322024-02-08T08:56:37.655-08:00Noahs' Ark A Major FiascoNOAH'S ARK - The fantastic tale of a 600 year old drunkard commissioned by God to build him a boat, God's approach and attempt to preserve all of humanity in order to filter out and remove all wickedness upon the face of the Earth.Steven Bentlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139666223082953913noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8466831234689292932.post-22791095479343925172011-11-02T01:30:00.000-07:002011-11-01T22:31:57.432-07:00Noah's Ark, A Major Fiasco<span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Genesis 6<br /></span><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">1. And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the Earth, and daughters were born unto them.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">2. That the sons of God saw the the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wife from which they chose.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">3. And the Lord said, My spirit shall not always be with man, for he is also flesh: yet his days shall be 120 years.</span> <span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">4. There were giants in the Earth in those days and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">5. And God saw that the wickedness of man was great, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">6. And it repented the Lord that he made man on earth, and it <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">grieved</span> him at his heart.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">7. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth both man and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repented me that I have made them. (even the animals and trees were continually wicked, in their hearts)</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">8. But <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">Noah</span> found grace in the eyes of the Lord.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);">9. These are the generation of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with God.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 0, 0);"></span><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 51);">So God commanded Noah to build an Ark of gopher wood and pitch</span>.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Length of the Ark shall be 300 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">cubits</span>, the breadth 50 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">cubits</span>, and the height 30 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">cubits</span>.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I presume gopher wood to be wood already sawed and <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">hewed</span> by gophers no doubt, in the shape of a boat for easy construction.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Because Noah had no saw, no hammer, no clamps, no nails, no bolts or screws, no blue-prints, no crane to lift the 50 ft. logs, no glue, except pitch (pine tar), for this overloaded vessel to take on the open seas.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">I just wonder what held the boat together, let me guess, the glue of imaginary Faith..!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">S</span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">o no one wanted to ride in the boat because, there were no bathrooms, no life preservers, no life boats attached, no one had ever seen a boat this big before, not knowing where it was going, nor if it would ever come back, no one knew for sure that it would even float, plus the smell of and constant noise of the animals.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">This boat was built and floated entirely on the premise of Faith..!</span> And written upon the oral tradition of men's fables!<br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Had Noah's Ark actually been real and landed on top off Mt. Ararat, most of the animals and Noah's family would have frozen to death before they could all get down the 17,000 foot high mountain.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">And so God used Noah and his family as a filter to filter out the wickedness and evil upon the face of the Earth.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">And after the flood, Noah gets drunk and very soon after that in the very same chapter, Genesis we find the wicked city of Sodom and <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-corrected">Gomorrah</span> </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">So now after all this mighty planning, God finally finds out that men's hearts are continually wicked and his idiotic plan to filter out wickedness and having Noah to build a boat and flooding the Earth was nothing more than an </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">giant moronic fiasco.</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">Why is this all knowing bible god so damned stupid?<br /><br />Because he is the invention of ignorant men.</span><br /><p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span> </p><p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">(updated Nov. 1, 2011)</span></p><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><br /><br /></span>Steven Bentlyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16139666223082953913noreply@blogger.com5